I figured I'd put together a do's and don'ts guideline for SweetHeat
DO- Go topless on the beach... just make sure I'm there with my camera
DON'T- Go topless at all, or in life, if your boobies reach your kneecaps
DO- make sure you have enough money! If not, you better make sure mommy, daddy, grandma, grandpa, uncle Otis or aunt Thelma can western union your ass some cash. The easiest way to be talked about is to not have enough money.
DON'T- go walking around bare foot. Just because your in MIA and you can walk the beach without shoes doesn't mean your ass needs to be running around the streets with no shoes. Bacteria is bacteria no matter where you are. Put your foot fungus having ass in some flip flops!
DO- get wasted. You're on vacation! Go to the liquor store around the corner and stock the fuck up!
DON'T- get tooooo wasted. One thing to get drunk and have good times, its another thing to wake up in a strangers room with 2 butt plugs in your ass and one in your mouth. Be a responsible drinker. Your friends aren't trying to babysit you, they're trying to have fun also.
DO- be careful who you try to pick up while your in Miami. Everyone has a similar mission to get out of state ass. That's cool and all but out of state ass can have STDS too. BE SAFE!
DON'T- get mad when I don't share my liquor if you didn't put in on the bottle! I'm not stingy, but if we are all getting drunk from these bottles, then we ALL need to be paying for them.
DO- hit up Wet Willies! EVERYDAY!
DON'T- pack every damn outfit you own. You will only be there 3-4 days. Femmes should be wearing swimsuits during the day and slutty gear at night. No need for 3 suitcases. AG's and Femme AG's, all you need are some damn wife beaters and shorts. Everyone leave your closet at home.
DO- Attend the SOWMA Foundation AIDS walk if your still around on Sunday.
FELL FREE TO ADD YOUR OWN DO'S and DONT'S IN THE COMMENT SECTION
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