Cuffing season begins mid October and ends roughly around April 1st. By April 15th, most women have dumped their girlfriends and are ready to embrace the warm weather. Girls clothes melt in warm weather. Lesbians come out of hibernation in warm weather. Nipples make appearances in warm weather. Herpes run rampant in warm weather. Welcome to the single life!
For all you single people, let's make this the Summer of Fun! Fuck Love! Save that for October 15th. Embrace the naked lesbians with exposed nipples. Avoid the herpes. Live it up! For all you cuffed up people, congrats for making it past April 15th! Real love survives tax season.
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