Are we excited about NY Pride? I'm on the fence with this one. I've never really been a fan of NYC Pride. Blah. Either way, its a great opportunity to network and get to know new homos. While you're meeting and greeting, take a gander at what you should NOT be doing.
DO NOT- come outside of your house naked. SMH. you have to go on public transportation in that fishnet one piece! Your nasty ass can't even sit down on the train because you have no draws on...
DO NOT- walk around in the club barefoot! Please bring some rassclat flip flops. I'm so over seeing you barefoot broads in the club. Do you know if you catch foot fungus you can DIE? or lose your hair? SMH. Then your gonna be bald, dead with dirty ass smelly feet.
DO NOT- go out and spend all your hard earned money on a Pride club outfit. You're going to see the same damn people you saw last week.
DO NOT- Sit in VIP with all 20 eleven of your friends sharing one bottle. Passing the bottle like its a blunt. Do what the rest of us do and get wasted before you hit the club. It's cheaper and you don't have to feel embarrassed because you gotta share that one bottle with 20 other people. SMH especially since your friend got that shit on her lip...
DO NOT- get mad when you spend $50 to get in the club and now you can't get a drink and have no transportation home. Please figure your shit out before you leave your house! You're probably broke because you put in on that one bottle and now you're salty because you only took a sip!
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