Some crazy shit happens in Florida!
Jantavia Taylor of Bradenton, Florida almost got arrested for chasing her live in girlfriend, Tamara Cadet, with a strap... So in typical lesbian fashion, the couple found themselves being over the top with the fighting. As the arguement became more intense, Jantavia pulled out what appeared to be a knife. Tamara ran outside screaming. The neighbors called the police because they thought Tamara was being chased by her girlfriend with a knife. Because Jantavia isn't a slim goody, she gave up the chase and went back to the house. When the police arrived, they realized that Tamara wasn't being chased with a knife... She was being chased with a strap and a dildo.
I think after hearing this story, I quit being a lesbian. Now you mean to tell me this damn girl was running around with a STRAP and foolios thought it was a knife? What kind of strap and weenis did they have? O_o