The weather has been beautiful the last few days so I think we can all agree that Summer is finally here. What happens when summer arrives? The Summertime fuckery and antics begin! I figured I'd do a TOP 6 Summertime Fuckery list that will be all too familiar for the LGBTQ Community.
6) Big girls, small clothes- Nothing wrong with being a shapely woman. Something wrong with not covering all your shapes. Please ladies, don't have your big ole' tiger belly hanging out...
5) I'm Single!!!- Now girl, you know you are NOT single!!! With all the extra skin walking around, expect for your winter lover to feel it fit for a break. she'll need time to "concentrate on herself."
4) Club fights- Hot weather brings out the beast in the homos. Remember that girl from 2001 that almost looked at you dirty but you cant really tell cuz you were high and someone was standing in front of you? Well there she goes over there and she MIGHT be looking at you. Let's fight!
3) Nutcrackers- Liquid crack all for 3-5 bucks.
2) Small girls, small clothes- YASSSSS!!! *in my gay boi voice* You better wear that bra and pantie set from Rainbows to the club!
1) Beyonce overload- this will be the summer of Beyonce dancing, Beyonce dressing, Beyonce hairstyles, Beyonce breath, Beyonce toe nails *rolls eyes* this bitch really does run the world...
6) Big girls, small clothes- Nothing wrong with being a shapely woman. Something wrong with not covering all your shapes. Please ladies, don't have your big ole' tiger belly hanging out...
5) I'm Single!!!- Now girl, you know you are NOT single!!! With all the extra skin walking around, expect for your winter lover to feel it fit for a break. she'll need time to "concentrate on herself."
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